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Leonard wouldn't go out with us last night, he is too socially conservative.
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A condition caused by homeschooling in which an individual is around their immediate family for so long that it causes a severe lack of diversified social input.
The condition is analogous to normal inbreeding which causes a severe lack of genetic input.
-"Hey, have you met that John guy who's really clingy and talks like an old church lady?"
-"Oh yeah, he doesn't have a sense of humor and he's afraid of his own penis."
-"Guys, don't make fun of John...he's socially inbred because his hyper-religious mom homeschooled him."
-"Some Mormon kids down the street from me were all messed up from social inbreeding. They were like children of the corn, only creepier."
-"I saw him kiss his mom on the mouth."
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Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.
Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.
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The state of being on the trend of modern society in way of dressing, grooming, speech...etc
Great! I just bought my new pants from True Religion. When I walk out this door today, I will be even more socially correct. Everyone will stop and stare. Yeaaaaah boy!!
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A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.
Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?
Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.
Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.
Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."
Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.
Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
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another name for "prank" It just makes it sound better. All it is good for is making the people who are caught up in them feel like idiots.
Prankster: hey guys, I'm back with a new social experiment. Today we will be doing a murduring people on the street social expiriment!!!
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Having a social life is when you are actively with or hanging out with people, usually a very social person.
“Adam doesn’t have a fucking social life like Sean.”
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