(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.
Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.
a saying meaning or, wanting to receive oral sex
โyo that party was live last night.โ
โyea that girl in my class was swinging the spits!โ
After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.
Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!
Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"
Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today
Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris
The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.
Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.
Guess who I have a spit trail to?
There's a spit trail between the two of us!
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