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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023


Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.

Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.

by lorelei91 July 20, 2015


Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.

Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.

by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023


swinging the spits

a saying meaning or, wanting to receive oral sex

โ€œyo that party was live last night.โ€

โ€œyea that girl in my class was swinging the spits!โ€

by -Luxxur1ous- March 17, 2023


Spit Doodle

After taking a load of semen into the mouth, you dribble onto the belly of your partner in the form of a doodle of your choice.

Last night I totally spit doodled my boy friend!

by STEALTHY GEMINI July 16, 2018


Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting]

Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"

Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today

Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris

by emma from taft December 6, 2022


Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.

Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!

by Lotte_ July 23, 2018

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