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when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.
Good ole fashioned fucking in a car
Oh yeah her and I had to take an oil stop before I took her home.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
A phrase used by kids online to end arguments they know they can't win
"Did you see that at this point in the video they said this?"
"We all saw it"
"Well I found it funny so stop"
Romanian expression used when some start talking bullshits
Romanian boomer: the COVID was developed by Bill Gates
Me: stop eating borsch
some kid told me that and ya theres no problem with being apart of the elgicbiccicdicque comunity. stop saying your acting gay its offensive to gay people : |
"stop acting el gee bee tee are you gay or smth"
An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!