Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.

Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"

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Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

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but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

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Put it in the story box and save it for later

When someone is telling an awful story and it goes on forever, you just tell them "story box" for short. It lets them know that no one cares about their story and everyone wants to move on.

Mary- ........... and then we got home and went upstairs and i was like laughing and he like said what do you want to do and neither of us knew what to do and then

John- story box
Mary- what?
John- put it in the story box and save it for later.

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elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

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Mario and luigi bowser’s inside story

Official nintendo vore, also a very good game

Hey, did you see the game mario and Luigi bowser’s inside story, it’s pretty much officially licensed nintendo vore!

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my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

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