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A Condition that most Internet users have.
Guy: I have Suicidal Depression
Girl: Oh cool, you use Reddit
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Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.
Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.
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when you try to hang yourself and it leaves a mark on your neck
bro, what's that on your neck?
that's my suicide hickey
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A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.
Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.
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Middle school and especially PARCC testing which you take in middle school is the leading cause of suicide in anyone of any age. People prefer hell to middle school and rightfully so. If you are going into 6th grade, just die, its easier. Not really, but kind of.
Why did he have to commit suicide?
He was in middle school.
And
# Cause of Suicide
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Go to any convenience store and fill your cup with all flavors of soda from the fountain. Skipping the diet versions of course.
Also Suicide Sundae... Any toppings you have on hand on top of whatever ice cream in your freezer! Any type of fresh, frozen or canned fruit, chocolate, nuts, jellies, syrups (caramel, strawberry, maple, maple flavored, butter) and candies you desire to try even cough drops!
Or Rainbow Suicide - A little bit of all flavors of fruity frozen drinks in your cup... Can be done on a snow cone!
Wanna go on a suicide mission with me? No I do not, you know its illegal to kill people, dude calm down, we are just going to go get soda from Quiktrip, you better be telling the truth!
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On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."
Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.
If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.
So be careful.
If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.
If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.
That's 1-800-273-8255.
So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.
Just don't.