An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.
"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"
While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”
something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
4👍 1👎
Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.
I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.