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A song written by Ke$a to brainwash the children of today to have sex.
Kid: OMG i leik totaly leik that sung Take It Off bai k3$@!!!!111 Nao im liek gonna go tutch my vagina and think of J. B.!1!1111!! <3
Person: Are you shiting me?
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vb. Medical.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me
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An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.
Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take
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Its when you go to someones house and knock on there door, and go in and F*** the hell out of them, its like in the old times when you bring over cookies. but you bust n there house doin the shocker.
Matt: When are you going to take a basket to Natalie.
Jon Wayne: Whenever i feel like GAAH
Matt: I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.
KOOLAID BITCHES!!!
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phrase used to describe when one gets very drunk, near blackout, and then commits ridiculous actions that earn them fame and a true legacy. phrase is in honor of John Belushi's "No Prisoners!" line in Animal House
"Man, last night i drank so much liquor and then performed an outrageous lip-sync of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to all my friends. I was taking no prisoners last night!"
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To get down on one knee to suck a mans penis. It may also refer to taking two knees, for if reciever lasts longer than 15 seconds.
Norman was being a real dick on friday so i told him to take a knee and smile like a donut
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a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.
Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!
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