cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.

Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."

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Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

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cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

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Sticky Cakes

when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky

Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !

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Majd Cake

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

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cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

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