dark souls players

A dark souls player is a person who has zero life and complains about hitboxes and lag. Thier natural camouflage is acting like cool people, but are the biggest nerds if you fall for it. They are known to have a tantrum if they are ganked, or safety roll off a ledge.

" Man I met this asshole who kept shouting at the sun, and made stories and 'lore' from a used condom"
" Oh, you probably met a dark souls player"
"Yeah, those dark souls players are faggots"

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persian poker player

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.

Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!

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Genshin Impact player

a severely cringe case of internet phenomenon, simps for oversexualised women. The case of Genshin is also known as „a good game ruined by it‘s fandom.“ Some of Genshin Impact players sexualise kids or romanticise incest.

Look he has an body pillow, he must be a Genshin impact player

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Destiny 2 Player

A person who could not afford Halo, and then suffers.

Destiny 2 Player: Do you play Destiny 2?
Normal human being: No. *chad meme*

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Fair Weather Player

A man (or person) that isn't a player all the time but when conditions are right, he'll go for it.

"Hey bro, Laura was all 'I'm so horny' and I was like 'a'ight'. As a Fair Weather Player I sensed an opportunity and I succeeded."

- Tommy

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shadow player

One who assimilates the movements to a video game when they aren't actually playing. (Most common with rhythmical games such as DDR and Guitar Hero.)

Let this shadow player give the game a try - they look better than you.

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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

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