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ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from
Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday
A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.
No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.
The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you
Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?
Tank chick: GET TANKED
A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.
Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."