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fuck beans

Exclamation of disgust, hatred.

Fuck beans, that was a lousy assembly.

by Conformist April 1, 2003

35๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.

Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!

by Raymond Poison March 29, 2011

51๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


franks and beans

wang (penis) and balls

ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!

by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003

68๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 September 5, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bean Dip

To scoop the boob of someone and yell "BEAN DIP!"

Usually done for shock value. Or you just want to touch someone's boob.

Marty ran up to Bertha, and bean dipped her.

Bertha got Marty back by slapping him.

by boshanky September 24, 2008

135๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


bean bags

A mans balls in a speedo.

Speedos r gay mans swim suits.

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž