a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
ur testicular ball dies just die
my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.
A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
Guy: Oh look, its the cancerous rodent
cancerous rodent: nuh uh
Guy: *Instantly dies*
the funny rat from ultrakrill
the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)
Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people
I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1
When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial