Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.
Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.
Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.
Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.
Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.
Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'
Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming
Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.
Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.
Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse
Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?
When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.
dave- you scrub the gooch?"
you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"