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A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face
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a very large penis. Seen in the book "Sloppy Firsts"
Marcus has ten inches of New Jersey whitesnake.
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A Drama infested rathole town located in Monmouth county where 95% of the people and kids are 2 faced backstabbing snobs and enjoy starting drama. 75% of the population is jewish 15% are italian that think they are better than everyone, and the other 10% are misc. cultures. the town is seriously messed up with the crowd of kids that are present ranging from the random druggie and punk kid to the party all day no successful future "popular kid". The school system is absolutely ludicrous and is an absolute laughing stock for the amount of money spent in taxes in this scum ridden town. most of the people are down right jackasses who treat each other and act like a bunch of animals. rt. 79 seems to be the divider between high society and working/middle class (with the exception of the piss hole development across from the newer middle school which is also working/middle class) however most people have no class and are jerks regardless of the side of rt. 79 that they live on. as a kid in this town, if you want to be successful in life and take life, education and similar values seriously you are un popular and uncool. if you are a borderline alcoholic by the time you are in the 10th grade & smoke weed and chew tobacco well then congratulations, you are popular. In a nutshell this town is filled with two faced dirtbag people who have no regard for others. it is a disgrace between the amount of drugs that circulates between the town's kids and the amount of taxes that people pay.
John: Hey Bob how have you been
Bob: alright how about yourself?
John: i'm good. I haven't seen you in a while
Bob: well i moved to Marlboro, New jersey
John's thought: well that figures, he always was a 2 faced dirtbag. and come to think of it, so were his kids
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Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
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That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.
Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!
A roller coaster in Jackson Township, New Jersey, at Six Flags Great Adventure that makes you get AIDS from it being so satanic. It's Coaster Demon's favorite roller coaster, & it gave him HIV, spreading it to everyone who comes near him.
Jersey Devil Coaster is a kiddy coaster.
Have you seen to Kingwood, New Jersey's farms and hunters recently?