Your mum

A woman who like the chutney ferrets and likes to do the Cleveland steamer whilst felching

Your mum

your mum

to insult someone.

what time is it?

your mum

your mum

your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.

guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know

Your Mum

a person who gave u life dumbass why are you looking this up motherfucker

"hey i fucked your mum!"

Your mum

my favorite person on Earth

- We need to break up, I think I have a crush on your mum

Your mum

The best dick handler in bed.

Your mum is the best

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"

1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"