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A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.
This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.
"Fifa Nap?"
"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"
The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars
JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
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A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.
Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.
When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.
Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!
Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.
Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens
Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet
1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.