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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

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FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help

"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"

by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019

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National Noah Appreciation Day

This day is designated for all the Noahs around the world that just need some love. So get your favorite Noah a nice gift on February 12th!

Person 1: Aw man I almost forgot that it’s National Noah appreciation day! I gotta get him something extra special!
Person 2: Yeah you better! I suggest a nice cologne or his favorite candy!

by I love you Noah lol January 21, 2021

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Caitlynn loves noah more

The known fact Caitlynn loves noah more

It's a known fact Caitlynn loves noah more

by What is your handle December 31, 2020

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Suck Noah jessome dick day

It’s a day where u suck Noah jessomes dick April 19

Tweeter was suck Noah jessome dick day ok

by Daddy day care bird April 16, 2019

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Noah I know You Looked This Up

WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

Noah I know You Looked This Up.

by UD BNA FAN May 17, 2021


Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6–8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.

The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14–16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134Γ—22Γ—13 m or 440Γ—72Γ—43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible – and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 14, 2023