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the best line ever in the song called ring ding dong by shinee
shinee are kings
LEGENDS
HANDSOME MEN
even Obama loves them
obama loves minho
*someone rings the doorbell*
“RING DING DONG”
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Taking a huge shit to the point that it makes your anus hurts for hours afterward.
A bit of a rip on Challenger's explosion due to a bad O-ring.
"Dude, all that Chinese buffet is going to make me blow my O-ring."
Guy 1 "Why are you walking like that? Did you just Blow an O-Ring? "
Guy 2 "Ate some nasty food the other night...God it hurts!"
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Something that should exist, but doesn't.
"Man I love Wendy's onion rings."
"They have onion rings?"
From massive amounts of anal sex, sphincter muscle becomes so loose that ones shit falls out staining ones socks.
Bruce was speed-walking in the park Monday morning after a long weekend in Palm Springs, when he suffered o ring blowout. His butt hole opened the size of a fist, and a turd fell out staining his left sock.
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Ring-Dang-Doo is a nonsense slang word typically used to describe a women's genitals similar to "Pussy".
The word has no etymology and first appeared in a song by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs but the word also made an appearance in the 2018 western action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption 2 in a campfire song.
Ring-Dang-Doo now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussycat, Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two; And that's what you call the Ring-Dang-Doo.
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