Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him store his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

Fun Sock

Fun Sock (n): The sock one uses to masturbate with.
Fun Sock (v): To caress one's penis with the sock of another.

(n): Ex: Eric has quite the fun sock collection!
(v): Ex: Eric fun socks Bill all night long!

Sock Boi

sock boi is a kewl dewd😎😎😎 he has hair like a sock and has wAcKy biology! (he has bone under his hair)

Isn't Sock Boi a cool dude?!?!

sock bun

Shoving a sock in your ear

I want Shawn Mendes to sock bun me.

Arabian Sock

When getting head you put a sock over her nose and she sneezes like a bomb

Bro Julie gave the best Arabian sock

Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

burque sock

When a group of people are so poor they can only afford one condom to run a train on a hoe.

Damn bro we only got one condom for all of us, looks like we making a burque sock!