Tom MacDonald

Former pro wrestler turned rapper. Talks about having American dreams, but is from Canada (see Kid Rock). Occasionally peddles easily debunked conspiracy theories to a gullible audience. Complains about indoctrination, but wants you to buy his album. Also has occasionally expressed transphobia. Is currently allied with another "rapper" who's complained about not being able to use slurs against black and gay people while carrying the usual conservative victim card.

"Hey! Wanna go see a Tom MacDonald concert?"

"Sure! Let me rail some crank and light a dumpster on fire first, though."

60👍 54👎

tom cruise

Played Anne Rices Lestat perfectly. Much better than that Stuart Townsend hack.

Tom Cruise played the Vampire Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

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Tom Zagonetka

Tom Zagonetka (also known as Lord Z, Zaggy, Tommy) is quite simply the epitemy of good looking. You can find this hot, tenessee student lurking outside the potions room to impress his not so secret love Valkyrie.
He likes attention, hugs and girls.
He doesn't like Konstantinos Zwickel, or all other retarded people for that matter... he can be very biased against them.
His best friends are Dan Nagus, Nika, and Taliah.

Girl: Oh Tom!
Tom Zagonetka: You know it.

Random person: Did you see Lord Z today?
Random person 2: Yes, he was with V.

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Tom Molitor

Treeman

Trees spontaneously combust when Tom Molitor walks by to avoid the pain they are about to experience.

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tom harkin

The insult that is the end-all to any argument. It is the only possible comeback to the expression, "Your face!" His name must be yelled at maximum volume for full effect.

A: "You know, you're a real douchebag."
B: "TOM HARKIN!"
A: "Well...shit, I've got nothing."

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tom rees

a tall rugged looking man who uses his brute ruggitivity to lure young wenches into his nest for mating. The 'Tom Rees' tends to prefer fresh meat but has been known to dable in other varieties of wench. E.g, Slightly underage, over weight or married.

On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.

''Hey that guys such a tom rees! hes taking that chubby girl back to his hot tub!''

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mazz tom

hes a msm youtuber that is very epic and cool

me: mazz tom best msm youtuber
person: no msm youtubers suck
person: except for mpg

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