A shitty object show created by SuperBlockBros. The show got cancelled and was rebooted by AlexAB. The reboot is actually decent.
Object Tools isn't a bad show.
A tool used for pure sexiness
Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.
Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn
"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."
The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy
He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees