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A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
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The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
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When you make a girl eat alot and shove your dick down her throat until she throws up.
"Dude, i just fed my girlfriend so much cake, then she deep throated me, and I held her down until she threw up; it was the best Plump Turkey, ever.
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1. Can be used as an insult
2. Can be used as a thing to shout for no reason.
3. Has to be pronounced in a scottish-irish farmer accent.
4. A way to sneak in poison (see le matt)
5. Something to get jolly over.
Teacher: Get outside John!
(Teacher walks outside)
Fred: "LAMB AND TURKEY!"
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!
Fred: John is a piece of lamb and turkey!
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.
0/XX
Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.
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A shot of alcohol that consists of Wild Turkey whiskey and a raw egg white. Great for a bar dare.
He didn't get sick until he slammed down a Turkey's Nest.
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