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Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳
Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋
When a girl cheats then gets cheated on then fucks the homies and dates another one.
Did you know Amanda Marie Krupa is a homie hopper! Ask the bros.
olivia and hayley, hopping from best friend to best friend
them: oh look its olivia and hayley! the homie hoppers
A person who has fucked two or more of the group of friends.
Homie hopper -Yooo look at Matt Horton he has been with the whole friend group.
When a girl dates someone, then goes on to date their friends
Cole:Bro did you hear what happened
Tommy: No what?
Cole: Kemet just got with Chris bestfriend, Mike
Tommy: That homie hopper
“omg did u see that boy? he’s kissed all of his friends!! he’s a homie hopper”
“he really is such a Karl Jacobs”