smoke meat

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."

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dude meat

slang term for penis, wang, tally wacker, cock, dick, dong, etc.

hey if your hungry you can always shlob my dude meat

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white meat

Chicken, pork(the other white meat), or baby(the other other white meat), also known in rap music as bustin someones head

"Baby, the other other white meat!"
Fat Bastard - Austin Powers

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meat stocking

Vagina

I put my bologna pony in her meat stocking.

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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

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Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".

John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"

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Bust a meat

To defecate heavily.

"oh man, my stomach has been cramping all day. I gotta bust a meat!..."

bust a meat

Mando: ...workin since 4am this morning then, I had to go to my other job at 12pm and I got out at like 8 o'clock tonight. But you get used to it.
SV: Yeah I gotta work 12 hours tomorrow.
Mando: ..... Ohh, you're gonna bust a me?
SV: Yeah me too, I gotta take a dump.... Wait, what?....

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