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Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?
When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.
"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"
"Yeehaw!"
A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck
“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”
Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.
Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!
a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.
i hate steve.
who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.
oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.
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