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people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys
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When having sex outside in cold weather and you end up slipping out and having your dick land in the snow, thereby coating it with a thin layer of freezing snow and causing total loss of erection.
Chip and Annie were having sex in the snow when Chip slipped and got a case of snow dick. Needless to say they had to go inside immediately.
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When a person who is non Caucasian has a sexual fetish for people with white skin.
That Asian girl says she is disgusted by guys with yellow fever when she has snow fever and only dates white guys.
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White women who voted for trump and now make tiktoks melting down emotionally
That snow roach thinks the 'storm' is coming and democrats eat babies but her WIC ran out. I think she's hungry.
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after heavy snow falls on top of a car roof, once the car picks up momentum, dollop of snow falls of the back of the car onto the road looking like the car has just pooed.
After the dollop drops from the back of the car, pointing at the dollop in the road "SNOW POO!"
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Sexual position involving a female snorting a line of snow while climaxing doggy style.
My friend invented the snow plow.
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A black lady who gives a blow job to a white man.
Friend 1: "Where is Shaniqua?"
Friend 2: "Giving a blow snow to Tom"....
Friend 3: "No way, she sucked off a white guy?"
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