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Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
/b/ on crack, with good content sprinkled in from time to time
person 1: man 2019 tiktok is the worst!
person 2: why are you telling me this. It's common knowledge
person 3, probably vsco: That's a lie
A Tiktok well is a deep hole in social media
that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.
"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."
"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
a doll that is famous on TikTok because it's stinky.
AWWWWW my stinky doll is now a TikTok doll!
When a person opens tiktok and gets locked in wasting hours of their life thay can never get back.
Charley signed in to check his email but noticed a tiktok notification. He looked up 3 hours later and said "how is it already 3 o'clock? " "Brah you been in a tiktok lock since noon!"