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Carrie cook in love with Gavin Cook
Is that Carrie Cook?! Omg it's Gavin's love!
Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!
When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles
Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.
When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see Josh Cook today??"
-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."
Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"
- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."