danny devito is god because why not
'did you hear about danny devito' 'yes he is so very hot' 'yes' 'yes.'
danny devito is daddy
'hey did you hear about danny devito?' 'yeah hes daddy' 'on god 🙏😈😈'
Jesus 2.0, as in the embodiment of god, but better.
A god of all ppl, next Jesus Christ, beautiful, magnificent
The almighty powerful god is coming “who’s that” the man said “ uh... Danny DeVito isn’t it obvious”
A almighty god along side Bob ross, Stan Lee,Keanu Reeves and Mr Rogers
The almighty god is coming “who’s the almighty god “? He asked “ uhh... Danny DeVito duh”
the most beautiful man to ever live!! he's amazing in every way and some consider him to be God, which is pretty accurate
guy 1: "i just watched 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' !! Ryan Reynolds is so cool"
guy 2 : "Yea but have you seen 'Twins', 'The Lorax', or Disney's 'Hercules'? that's where Danny DeVito's at."
guy 1: *starts crying happy tears , chanting Danny's praises and bowing to the sun*
guy 2: *joins guy 1*