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when theyre twins but they have different dads
tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
Keuka twin is when you are born on the same day as your sibling two years to the day.
Example: Ray blessed the world with his presence two years after Jay was born. They both in turn went up on the (your life is lit AF) scale. just for being a keuka twins
when a person hooks up with a twin in hopes to get the other one, either as a threesome or on their own.
"Bro, no question Tea was playing the field with both Yugi and Atem "
"Ur so right dang she was twin fishing. "
Girls who have slept with the same guy.
Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!
When identical twins decide to switch for the other person in certain situations or places. The original twin is replaced by the identical twin and not many people are aware, except for the twins themselves and those who are very close to them. The replaced twin will act just like their counterpart who they replaced.
My twin sister Jessica saw this guy and asked her out on a date. She got sick, and I decided to step in her place and use some twin magic for the date. The guy didn't know I was Jessica's twin sister until a few weeks later.
Twin Bitches are Bitches who are exactly alike physically and mentally. They tend to act bitchy in unison and are never seen alert.
Alert! Alert! Twin Bitches are approaching! I repeat, Twin Bitches are approaching!
I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything
He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me
He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am
. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low
I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him
"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".