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An Internet acquaintance who visits you with the intention of taking your virginity.
"Did the virginity fairy ever show?"
"Nah man, still gotta get my V-card punched."
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When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.
Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!
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Someone who has never had their first kiss.
Brian: Hey guys am I weird for not having my first kiss?
Mike: Shut up you Mouth Virgin!
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A person who hasn't gotten a tattoo before and usually is swindled, big time.
A: Cool tattoo man, how much did it cost?
B: Only 300.
A: ..Wow.<sarcasm> Good deal..Tattoo Virgin.
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when you be chatting away with someone or they be going down in the dm's but all you be getting from them are the vibes that they're a virgin (virgin vibes)
At a party:
Friend 1 (Micky): Hey Bri, I was talking to that guy over there by the sofa, I thought things were going really good but something seemed a little off about him"
Friend 2 (Bri): "Gurrrrrrllll, I wonder how old he is because he be giving you total VIRGIN VIBES honey"
Friend 1 (Micky): "Holy shiz, he is giving me virgin vibes, gurl you should put that in Urban Dictionary ASAP motherfkn Rocky gurl!!"
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an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.
"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!
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In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.
Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!
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