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When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.
Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!
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A person who hasn't gotten a tattoo before and usually is swindled, big time.
A: Cool tattoo man, how much did it cost?
B: Only 300.
A: ..Wow.<sarcasm> Good deal..Tattoo Virgin.
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when you be chatting away with someone or they be going down in the dm's but all you be getting from them are the vibes that they're a virgin (virgin vibes)
At a party:
Friend 1 (Micky): Hey Bri, I was talking to that guy over there by the sofa, I thought things were going really good but something seemed a little off about him"
Friend 2 (Bri): "Gurrrrrrllll, I wonder how old he is because he be giving you total VIRGIN VIBES honey"
Friend 1 (Micky): "Holy shiz, he is giving me virgin vibes, gurl you should put that in Urban Dictionary ASAP motherfkn Rocky gurl!!"
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an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.
"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!
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In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.
Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!
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The act of sticking your dick in Sirichai Sauce and then repeatedly fucking the girl with your hot dick.
Dude, I gave this girl a flaming virgin last night.
Jt: Her pussy was so hot.
Will: How hot?
Jt: I gave her the flaming virgin.
Will: Well, that pussy is no longer fuckable.
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A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
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