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To get better at something.
If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
A trigger in someone that is provoked by viewing them as inferior to another person that they hold hatred for.
Term coined by TeamFourStar and their fandub parody of dragon ball, Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Trunks: I wish you’d understand, there’s no way we can fight them without Goku!
Vegeta: I wish YOU’D understand who you’re talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool’s help?
Trunks: Because YOU’RE not as strong as-
Vegeta promptly punches Trunks in the stomach and flies off to face Cell.
Krillin: You pushed the Goku Button. You shouldn’t’a done that.
The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
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Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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Clitoris hidden by mounds of 1970’s style pubic hair.
“Bro. You smash that?”
“Bro. No. I was I. There, but it was like a serious safari trying to find that bush button. “
“Bro. “
“Bro. “