The guy with the biggest dick in the room
Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Bathtub Man a very beoken person and very emo. Bathtub man best known as "A mom against catboys, mom against discord, mom against the world etc.
Person 1: I saw Bathtub Man at McDonald's today!!
Person 2: Did you mean the mom against the world??
Genderbread man is a gender where a gingerbread man turns into a man or a man turns into a gingerbread man. Just like trans people but with gingerbread.
A genderbread man is basically a transgender person but they turned into gingerbread/vice versa.
A weird mustard colored hotdog that scares many. Can also be used to describe complete and utter shock or wonder when observing a video.
Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?
When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"
Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.