you be playin

A phrase used when a guy wants you

Guy: I want you but you be playin
Girl: how?

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are you cool?

1. Often said by pot smokers or dealers wondering whether you smoke weed or not.

2. Said by dealers asking if your a snitch/cop or not.

John: are you cool?

Sam: yeah dude pass me that joint!

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Thank You!

Used to express sincere gratitude after a rewarding event

Katherine Rush: " Oh, what the UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!"
Amari: "Thank you!"

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You know

A very overused phase people say 500 times a sentence that gets annoying after 10 straight minutes. There is only one reason why they might be doing it, and it’s because they for some reason think it’s cute. It’s as simple as that.

Person #1: You know, you know, you know, you know.
Person #2: No, I don’t know, and I don’t care to know, so please stop talking.

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you are the father

1) A phrase commonly said by Maury Povich on his syndicated talk show, in episodes where paternity tests take place. 2) The four most dreaded words to a single male.

When it comes to two year-old Chase... Bobby, you are the father.

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You Go

1. The appropriate response to a statement which tries to remove you from a certain location when you have no positive desire, intention or propulsion to do so.

2. An effective method of distracting an Indian lady from excessive forms of audible speech.
N.B. - detriment of possible physical violence; i.e. it may bring to effect an act of provocation against the lady and all her man-friends.

1. Common example.

Person 1: go home.
Person 2: you go.

2. Recent example from an Indian reality TV show, "Dadagiri", between Esha and Ravi Bhatia.

Indian lady: why dont you go fuck off then?!
Person 2: you go~
*slap*

September 6, 2008 - How Can She Slap.

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fuck you

what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)

person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!

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