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A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches
Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend
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A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.
Après skiing conversation:
How were the lift lines?
The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!
Flingwings
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The CD that your children will listen to when they are poking smot.
Jeffrey: Hey, Phil, you wanna come over to my house today? I bought some marijuana from Bobby at recess!
Phil: Sure, Jeff, sounds great! I'll bring Dark Side of the Moon!
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between 60th and 116th streets on the west side of new york city, clearly it is the best place to live. definately NOT as snobby and obnoxious as the upper east side.
theres a party on the upper west side tonight...must be good.
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A musical set in New York in which the 'Puerto Ricans' are just white people wearing brown foundation.
excerpt from west side story:
white guy: I hate the Puerto Ricans!
blond guy wearing lindsay lohan syndrome foundation: hola! we hate-o you white people! burrito!
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A gang from an extremely amusing movie called "Snitch'd". The synopsis is as follows:
When the South Side Gang and the Cut Throat Mafia start a drug war at a local high school in Santa Ana, CA detective McClure goes undercover to investigate the brutal murder of a young Latina student. The gang members are the key suspects but nobody is talking. And as McClure continues to dig for answers, it becomes clear that the two gangs are fighting for territory - and nobody is getting in their way.
The cover shows a huge spic thug with a gun, however the movie itself is just terrible.
south side gang: yo we from the South side OG yo
viewers: wtf, this movie is terrible, the cameraman's cell phone just rang...
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When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.
Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.
Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.
Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot
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