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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 7, 2020

27πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

45πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


i dont like you anymore

A fat lie for i still love you πŸ’”πŸ˜­

Boy:Do you still like me
Girl:I dont like you anymore

Boy:oh

by I don't like you anymore January 27, 2017

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


I think not you thot

Can be used when you think some thing is wrong

Michael- Kid can you clean the bedroom
Kid- I think not you thot

by Peen wiggles November 11, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.

1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.

by Dschezi December 21, 2022

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


fuck you guys i hate you all

When you actually fucking love your best friends and consider every single one of them family and will never change a thing. The type of love that you fucking don't care about all the drama cause it's stupid cause you will be friends till your 80

Wow the group is so annoying, fuck you guys I hate you all

by Johhnnymcnuggets May 4, 2017

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


you thought i was feeling you

People say this phrase referring to the song called β€œmunch” by Ice Spice on TikTok.

β€œYou thought I was feeling you?
That nigga a munch
Nigga a eater he ate it for lunch
Bitch I'm a baddie I get what I want like”

by Coochiechampion3000 September 30, 2022

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž