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Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017


Beeg arse cat

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed

(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

by Tuulรญn Tokhรญn June 9, 2021

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Stunned as me arse

Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.

"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 27, 2022


Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.

"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"

by Nine Milz March 21, 2018


tear the arse out of it

To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.

He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.

by Spadgetastic October 12, 2007

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rat-arsed

Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.

Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.

by Dal's Heed May 9, 2008

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Carbon Arse Groove

For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)

Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?

by xMelz May 13, 2010

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