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When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed
(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.
Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.
"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."
Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"
To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.
He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.
Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.
Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.
For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)
Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?
A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.