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A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.
A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
To demean someone, abusing them verbally by relating them to a coochie. Essentially calling them a pussy.
"Don't come at me wrong with your coochie-ass."
"Get out my car before I beat the shit out of your coochie-ass."
Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster
Tom: Dude!
The most divine booty in the whole damn imagination of the universe. Taken from the 2013 God-given animated movie Frozen. It is said that Jesus himself inspired the idea for Disney as a gift from God.
Teen 1: Damn some kid in town died masturbating to Elsa's Ass from that Disney movie
Teen 2: Oh cool I did that too
A person that is normally straight, but still likes touching, grapping, slapping, or rubbing anybody's ass, not depending on gender. Also, a person who likes anal sex the best.
God Dillon is such a ass addict, he just finished grabbing Ashley's ass before rubbing Tony's!
Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.
Everybody's got one and most of them stink.
Put on some clothes, bitch! Don't nobody wanna see duh cottage chesse on yo' ugly ass.