crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

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Mnky on the beat

When the beat slaps hard so much you want to set a monkey on fire

"Holy shit is this Mnky on the beat, this goes crazy"

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kill the beat

Killing the beat is dance jargon used when a dancer is completely synchronized with the music’s beat or–in very rare cases–it’s lyrics.

That bboy can kill the beat

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Clam Beat

The rhythmic pulsation of the female genitalia in response to stimulation via either an external source or in some cases the mere thought of a sexual encounter. This phenomenon is usually accompanied by the excretion of bodily fluids stated colloquially as "clam chowder."

At first I didn't think Jackie was that in to me until the clam beat started up, from there on out it was like Ivar's up in the bitch.

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Dome Beat

Give someone a shot to the head.

"Yo im so gonna give that kid some Dome Beats"

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Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

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Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

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