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bum burgler

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.

"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"

by carrie and vic April 29, 2006

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Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.

Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"

by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum call

when your butt accidently dials a number

jane: "hello?"
phone:"............"
jane:"dude it's a bum call!"

by bum calls April 12, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


burning bum

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch

"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

by Fudger Packers June 24, 2006

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bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

by turdinator June 11, 2004

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crumb bum

Someone who isn't doing the work they're supposed to, who's being lazy.

Yo, crumb bum, get to work!

by Eriak July 23, 2009

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bum hole

a place of happiness...of happy penis

I want to do her in the bum hole..damn that's so hot

by Siddythesweet June 19, 2011

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