Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player

My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

EXP/load

LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.

(verb)

1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.

(noun)

2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.

3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.

(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads

(adjective) - EXP/loadable

- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")

- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")

- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")

Trap Load

When your girl sabatages the condom and you shoot through the tip.

My thottie hit me with a trap load.