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When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
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A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.
2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp
What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?
Ezekiel: What’s that?
Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.
Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car
Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?
When you are banging a fat chick from behind in a Hot tub while she's eating a stack of pancakes.
California title wave: I met Mary a 300 pounder, and brought her back to my place to have pig sex
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When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
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A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.
Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.
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