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A way to fuck over all Military Personnel, and get them into some deep shit with their credit, and to have chiefs all up in that ass.
FUCK, I owe the GOVERNMENT my sole, cause of that fucking GOV TRavel CARD, now i need a second and a third job.
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1. A digital immigrant who spent the time and effort to adapt in a digital culture.
2. A digital immigrant who is accepted by and given official immigration status by The Tech Heads
Jeff is like a good Mexican. He wasn't born into the society that he's forced to exist in, but he makes the best of it and tries to be a productive member. He needs a digital green card!
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When your going somewhere like McDonalds or any other prime bum gathering ground and you only bring a credit/ debit card instead of cash. This leads to a very simple "no i don't have any money on me" or "i only brought plastic" response when pestered for change by bums. Its a quick simple way to relieve yourself of the guilt incurred by making other dumb excuses as to why you won't give a bum money.
Guy 1: Man i just got guilt tripped into giving this bum all my spare change outside of McDonalds
Guy 2: I'm telling you, just use the anti-bum card and you won't feel guilty about refusing them money
Underage Guy 3: I got a bum to get me a 30 pack last night
Guy 2: I knew there was a reason god made bums
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A drinking game involving multiple people. One card is dealt to each player, they do not look at the card, but put it on their forehead. On the count of three each player says who they think has the highest card. If a player is right, they do not drink; if the player is wrong, or has the lowest card in the round, they drink. In the event that there is a tie for the lowest card, the tying players each drink three drinks. This game has originated from the city of Taylorville, Illinois.
Man, last night I got so drunk from playing Card On Ya Dome.
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A phrase or statement said at the work place that be offensive to others and possibly violate a Human Resource's rule or code of conduct.
An objectionable joke or comment made at the workplace.
Mike - I like that all you can eat buffet, I'm not telling my wife that I'm going there.
Coworker1 - Mike's not telling his wife that he is going to get stuffed at the meat buffet.
Coworker2 - HR Red Card!
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It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse.
An out of jail card lasts a long time, but changes as your situations changes in life.
Everyone has out of jail cards, but some people prefer not to use them.
Bobo is very shy. He doesn't want people to know that. So he poses and an eccentric artist in order to explain his strange behaviour. This is his out of jail card whenever people question him.
Sam gets picked on at all schools he goes to because he is small and ugly. But he's black belt at karate, and after school he kicks the ass of the people who pick at him.
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Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.
"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."
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