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Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.

There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.

by Lawrence Triptathane October 30, 2016


Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.

Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).

by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010


Clown Shit

Used as an embarrassing statement to another person. Same thing as a "Fag."

Bob: Yo what u doin later tonight?
Jim: Droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown shits to be honest with ya.

by ChrisLongBalls July 3, 2011

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clown town

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

by Jean-Luc Picard May 10, 2006

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Clown Country

Something someone, usually a socialist, says when they're country is joke and does nothing to help it's people.

CNN: "Inspiring: 16 year old gives all of their college saving to their parent to help pay medical bills"

Commie: "America is a clown country"

by EEOPYEAP March 13, 2021

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


clown lawyer

a person who is both a clown, and a lawyer. he wears hilarious clothing and makeup to his work at his prestigious law firm and carries a leather briefcase filled with gag props and various other lawyerings. in court, he uses hysterical comedy to distract the jury while simultaneously gaining their trust and their respect- almost always leading to him winning the case. unfortunately clown lawyer also has a deep alcoholic secret life. this term can describe almost any activity- happy or sad- referring to the different aspects of the clown lawyer's life.

that guy is such a clown lawyer", "we had such a bad night tonight- we just clown lawyered around- we didnt do shit

by aquabat1 June 20, 2010

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Clown Food

The act of eating nothing but sweets, lolly pops, fizzy drinks, anything colourful and/ or bad for you.

Girl 1- ' hey, are you going to share those skittles and maltesers' ?

Girl 2- ' sure, i have enough clown food to last me all day'

by unico2525 September 2, 2010

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