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When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.
guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.
Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.
I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack
The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.
Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.
The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.
While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.
"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."
"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."
Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?
Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone