A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
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A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.
Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!
She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.
Also:
Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.
That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
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A light from a police car or police helicopter that is used at night.
"I got up outta there when I saw that cracker light"
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The opposite of a crack snacker, i.e. a lesbian
I would like to have some of those snack crackers while I watch the crack snackers going at it.
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adv. To really desire a caucasian person. see also Cracka cravin. Opp. of Jungle Fever.
I don't understand why Kobe Bryant slept with that white girl. He musta had a cracker craving.
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While one is eating crackers, they are suddenly attacked by a coughing fit that utimately leads to a cracker shower exploding from their mouth.
Guy 1: *cough* *cough*
Guy 2: DUDE, turn your head the other way before you give me a cracker shower!!
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A black girl that only does white guys
Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team
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