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mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.

You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.

by Casey Parker April 9, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


TJ Shagging Disease

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles

Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease

by mattyj123 January 10, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


motor neuron disease

Motor neuron disease causes sufferers to be all shakey and what not.
This results in things such as poor handwriting skills and little if any ability to make sense.

Person 1: "Harry has terrible handwriting."
Person 2: "It must be his motor neuron disease"

by Rory G September 22, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chest Disease

The strongest, most painful disease ever known. Confirmed to be a "sister disease" to foxtrot. Leaves no mark of illness for autopsies to confirm. Founded By Chief Grand Cherokee and Basketball Face. It is contracted by driving a Dodge. The only two known cures for chest disease are chest disease pills supplied by codename: Demon Shark who refuses to sell his discovery. The second cure is by growing a starky beard. This causes the chest disease to be blasted out the chest of the diseased individual. Only known symptom is massive chest pain. Chest disease can be prevented by driving a Jeep Grand Cherokee (Chief Grand Cherokee aided in the development of this particular machine). Tony Stark, Solid Snake, and Kakarot are the only known survivors of chest disease.

Udon: Chimichanga!!!
Weasel: Ah damn! Shouldn't have driven that Dodge. Good thing I have these chest disease pills..... muthafuckin fish food?! Ah damn!
Demon Shark: Now I'll have some fish food that I couldn't have possibly mixed up with the chest disease pills... uh oh... fucked up desu ne!
Note: Names have been edited for personal privacy

by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron August 13, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Black Skin Disease

Being born of black skin, usually born from black parents.

Donte has black skin disease, thus rendering his skin black.

by dice37 August 20, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


mad clown disease

a 3 piece Punk Band Trashing Songs , and having a fucking excellent time doing it...people leaving the show are often affected by mad clown disease, which induces the inner Clown within to explode, bring undetermined concequences

Oh "Mad Clown Disease"are on i think ill take off my top and expose myself to all.

by rev_neil September 28, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


foot in mouth disease

A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

"Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said.
"You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"

by armina August 10, 2005

1501๐Ÿ‘ 5375๐Ÿ‘Ž