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The donald Principle

Any negative outcome you can postulate as a result of the election of donald trump will actually be worse than you were thinking it would be.

Can you believe we're eating the family dog just to stay alive? I thought 2019 would be bad, but I didn't account for The donald Principle.

by __SomeGuy__ December 13, 2016

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Donald Ducc

A duck who has the motherfucking T.

Donald Ducc: Here's..
*smack smack*
Donald Ducc: the motherfucking..
*smack smack*
Donald Ducc: T!

by Thomanory October 23, 2020

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Donald's Rump

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".

The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.

by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019

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Donald trump

President of the United States. Prick.

Wow are you going to vote for Donald Trump?
Yeah.
Racist scumbag.
Bro all I said was-
You hate the Mexicans you scumbag go die in a hole you racist motherfucker asshole.
Jesus Christ you need Jesus.

by That one guy who is never wron July 20, 2020

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump

The 45th president of the United States of America. Liberals go to bed at night with their stuff dolls, and sucking on their thumbs because of him. However, he’s managed to have zero wars, lower taxes, have the best employment rate while being in office. He’s exposed the Democratic Party has they’re nothing but corrupt politicians.

That Donald Trump hurt my feelings again, because he sent me a stimulus then made it to easy to get a job instead of live off the system! He’s a terrible man for making me become self sufficient.

by Gingersmack November 11, 2020

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DONALD TRUMPING

Building a wall for the mexicans to jump over, just like when bill clinton put bombs on his favourite floor and crashed a plane into the twin towers

That kids weird, he likes donald trumping the white kids and the black kids

by RacistFunny September 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Donald Trump

a man with attractiveness far below average. rich, but has terrible hair to mach his looks. if he is made president the US will be flushed down the toilets. #fucktrump

donald trump: "my dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars"

donald trump can sma

by indiewoes February 2, 2016

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