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Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.
John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.
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When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them
Person 2: pan au chocolat?
Person 1: um, maybe
Person 2: go home you're fat drunk
Person 1: ok can you help me up
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Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
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1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
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A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.
Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.
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The drunkest moment of your life.
I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.
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completely and indefinitely overwhelmed with mass quantities of attitude and sass...
dude....I'M DRUNK WITH 'TUDE!!!!
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